Monday, August 21, 2017

More garbage

As I wrote a while back, Game Show Garbage seems to be showing intermittent signs of life. I thought the site had packed it in long ago, but once in a while there's an update. (The latest was August 12th, according to the front page.)

Meanwhile, the site is running its Patrick Wayne award for the garbage-est game show of the year. As usual, most of the nominees are hardly terrible, but GSG has to pretend that they're worthy of a Nuremberg war crimes tribunal.

In fact, a couple of good shows make the list of the supposedly shameful five: Divided and The Wall. About all that Game Show Garbage can say bad about the second show is that it's a Plinko ripoff. Well, BFD. Celebrity Name Game is a Pyramid ripoff, and it's a terrific show. In the game show world, a ripoff isn't necessarily bad. It all depends on what you do with the ripped-off idea. And The Wall has spruced up Plinko with plenty of interesting gameplay nooks and crannies.

I'm not sure what their beef is with Divided, because their criticism is just content-free, generic whining. Maybe they don't like contestant arguments. Who knows, who cares?

Survivor makes the list, and it's not even a game show. There's also a YouTube game I've never heard of. Finally, there's the show which is getting the most votes so far, Save To Win. Sure, this shopping game is one long Family Dollar plug, though again it's just a little dull but hardly a monstrosity.

Not many people are bothering to vote. 89 at the latest count.

UPDATE: In an ironic note Face au Mur, the French version of The Wall, just got a Rose d'Or nom as best game show. I don't know if there's a French version of Game Show Garbage.

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Nutty professor

I don't want this blog to turn into the obit section, but comedy legend Jerry Lewis has died at age 91.

A confession: I thought Mr. Lewis had died years ago. He always seemed like a figure of the 1950s (and early 1960s), so it was a surprise to learn that he was still active into the new millennium. Another confession: I was never a big fan. His comedy always came off as a little hokey and juvenile to me. It didn't help that some hoity-toity French movie critics insisted he was a cinematic genius.

In at least one respect my image of Mr. Lewis as an iconic 1950s performer is correct. He turned up quite often on the iconic 1950s game show, What's My Line. His IMDb page lists seven credits on the show, as both panelist and mystery guest. You can watch all his WML fun and games on YouTube, thanks to the superb What's My Line channel.

Mr. Lewis also appeared on I've Got a Secret, which again seems only natural for a figure of black-and-white 1950s TV. Whatever my own opinion, many others thought highly of his movies and standup act. R.I.P.

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Taxing times

I've occasionally written about taxes and game shows. The two seem to go together, because the IRS always wants its share of the winnings.

But an odd variant of the old win-and-pay story has cropped up in Google News. This time the IRS is making life miserable for somebody before a game show. The individual in question is Earl Simmons, better known as rapper DMX. The Feds are after him for $1.7 million in back taxes.

Simmons made bail in the case but then cleverly flunked a drug test. (Brilliant idea, DMX.) So the judge has put him under house arrest, more or less, which means he can't travel to L.A. for his scheduled appearance on Hip Hop Squares. That's VH1's rewind of Hollywood Squares, in case you missed it.

It's tough when the IRS wipes out your money from a game show before you even get the check. But Simmons could have laid off the illegal substances for a little while, no?

Friday, August 18, 2017

One time

British game show host and all-round TV celebrity Bruce Forsyth has died at age 89.

Usually, this blog deals only with U.S. game shows, because I have enough trouble keeping track of one country in our little genre. But Bruce Forsyth actually was part of U.S. game shows once upon a time. A very short time, unfortunately. Thirteen weeks, in fact, which is all that ABC granted to Bruce Forsyth's Hot Streak in 1986.

Brutal competition and Mr. Forsyth's inability to appeal to American audiences doomed the show. But as we've discussed, old game shows never die. There's a surprising amount of Hot Streak available on YouTube. The show was a battle-of-the-sexes word game, which was sort of okay but nothing special.

Mr. Forsyth was a legend on the other side of the pond, of course, with a career that spanned almost the entire history of commercial television. Best known in his later years for Strictly Come Dancing, he hosted so many shows that it takes forever for IMDb to list them. R.I.P. 

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Syndication information

Rummaging around the game show Interwebs, I found some apparent bad news for Millionaire.

The syndie quizzer seems to have lost its slot in Atlanta, the nation's tenth largest TV market. Millionaire has been hanging on gamely (sorry) for the last few years, wining new seasons by the narrowest of margins. The syndie starts its sixteenth season in September, which is a nice long run by any standard. But how much further can it go?

Celebrity Name Game is already shuffling off this mortal coil. A new comedy game show, Funny You Should Ask, will debut in syndication this fall. (By the way, in Atlanta the show will get a 10:30 PM slot on an independent station. Good luck with that.) So for now there will still be five entries in my weekly syndie ratings reports.

Broadcasting and Cable has noted some very mildly encouraging ratings news for the tryout of iWitness in a few markets this summer. It's possible we might see the show in general syndication in fall 2018, though there's no guarantee. The numbers are far from overwhelming.

Will syndie game shows eventually dwindle away to just the big three? The depressing answer might be yes, but there's always hope.

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

More on Buzzr

A few posts ago I wrote about Buzzr's upcoming "Lost and Found" stunt in September.

I updated the post with news that Buzzr would run Richard Simmons' Dream Maker, of all things, as part of the stunt. I got the news secondhand from a commenter who seemed a little nonplussed that this non-game show would turn up on the diginet.

Well, Buzzr has now sent me the news directly. In my e-mail today...

A buzzer and a bell? What could this mean? That’s right, folks: Lost and Found is back September 11th until September 15th. BUZZR has searched every nook and cranny of its vaults to bring you some hidden gems, including never-before-seen programming like Trivia Trap with Bob Eubanks and Richard Simmons' Dream Maker. Stay tuned for more details! 

We’ve been listening to what you have to say; and, we’re doing something about it. Coming this Fall, we are adding more episodes and new game shows. Keep an eye out for updates and details from BUZZR in the coming weeks.

So the news looks to be real. As I commented in the update, word that GSN was running Dream Maker would produce wailing and gnashing of teeth on the game show oldies boards. As it is, the same news from Buzzr is getting passed over with embarrassed silence or a few chuckles. The double standard is nothing new, but it is noteworthy. (Okay, a few harsher comments have now appeared. But they're still nothing compared to the thrashing that GSN would receive for running Dream Maker.)

By the way, Trivia Trap is not a terrific addition, either. But at least it's a game show. Anyway, we'll see if this Dream Maker experiment means that Buzzr will try more non-game show stuff in the future. Game show oldies remain a narrow niche within a narrow niche.

UPDATE: Haven't seen the promo myself, but apparently the "Lost and Found" stunt will also include Winner Take All, Play for Keeps, Choose Up Sides, Play Your Hunch and Match Game.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Ratings: Pat and Vanna get back to number two

Wheel of Fortune climbed back into the number two slot among syndie game shows for the latest week. Pat and Vanna didn't have such a great week, but Alex had a worse one. Otherwise, there was little movement in the genre. TV News Check has the household ratings for July 31-August 6...

Family Feud 6.2 - up a tick
Wheel of Fortune 5.4 - down a tick but back to #2
Jeopardy 5.1 - down four ticks in a tumble into third
Millionaire 1.6 - up a tick
Celebrity Name Game 1.1 - flat as it's almost over in syndication

Poor Candy Crush is wending its way to an early demise. On Sunday it inherited an audience of 6.2M from Big Brother and managed to turn it into an audience of 2.2M.

Not such a hot week in prime time for GSN. 347K/282K viewers prime time/total day for the August 7-13 week. The network ranked 41st and 33rd in the windows. GSN's persistent problem is finding another prime time staple besides Harvey Feud.

Monday, August 14, 2017

Back and forth

Last night I found myself bouncing back and forth between GSN and Buzzr for an hour.

It was an interesting trip to a couple different corners of the genre. GSN was running Baggage, the Jerry Springer dating epic where would-be lovebirds open suitcases to reveal iffy details of their personal lives. Buzzr was running Double Dare, the cerebral Alex Trebek quizzer where personal lives don't exist as contestants try to figure out various conundrums.

I remember one Baggage ep had a guy who slept with 315 girls and another ep had a girl who slept with 121 guys. (I could be off a little on those numbers. But I'm in the ballpark. And what a ballpark it is.) Meanwhile, Double Dare was reviewing the political career of Nikita Khrushchev. There was no word on how many girls he slept with.

Just to show you where my allegiances lie, Baggage made my top 50 list while Double Dare sadly didn't. The great American unwashed seems to agree with me. Double Dare died a quick death on CBS while Baggage lasted for years on GSN. Sex beats Khrushchev any day. But you can still catch both shows late at night on weekends.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Sudsy Wink

Some game show news items are just too deliciously strange. And being not so deliciously strange myself, I can't resist 'em.

I last glimpsed legendary game show host Wink Martindale in a literally spacey KFC commercial. That was odd enough, but it's nothing compared to Wink's next adventure, "the world's first faith-based soap opera." Hm, I always thought that every soap opera requires a leap of faith to be taken seriously.

But we're talking Christianity here, with an outfit named PureFlix creating Hilton Head Island, a 12-ep soaper that's "a Christian show in a format known for salacious storytelling." Soap operas are also known for ridiculous storytelling, but we'll leave that aside. The series will star Anthony Sabato, Donna Mills, Michael Swan and, yes, "renowned game show host Wink Martindale."

It's nice to see Wink at work on anything at age 83. I hope he gets to speak some lines, unlike his cameo in the KFC ad. I also hope things don't get too salacious.

Saturday, August 12, 2017

I once was lost but now am found

Haven't written much lately about Buzzr, our other little game show network.

The diginet has posted a blurb for "Lost and Found" next month. Wondering where those obscure game shows went? You can claim them in our 'lost and found' starting in September! Only on Buzzr. The news has brought a bunch of predictable comments about Buzzr offering "new" episodes of various oldies. Buzzr has always drawn some flak about its overdose on a relatively few eps of Match Game and Family Feud.

One comment even commits the ultimate game show Interweb heresy of comparing GSN favorably to Buzzr (gasp!) There's more MG episodes GSN has in its lease than Buzzr's! On the mostly traditionalist Interwebs, where GSN is often the Antichrist for running shows with less than 30 years of dust on them, these are fightin' words.

A lot of commenters want non-Fremantle shows on Buzzr, which probably isn't going to happen any time soon. But if the diginet ever starts producing significant revenue, Fremantle might try sprucing up the schedule by leasing a few shows from other libraries. For now most fans would probably settle for some "new" eps of the usual Fremantle oldies.

UPDATE: A commenter says that, for some bizarre reason, Buzzr will run Richard Simmons' Dream Maker in September. This wasn't even a game show. Oh boy, if GSN tried something like this, the game show Interwebs would explode. Even Buzzr might catch some grief.